i don't like sucking hair
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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