i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
nutella sex= disaster
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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