K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
