AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he shaved USA in his pubs
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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