with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
