he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Randomize
