My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Text me some of your sweat
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