i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize