I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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