just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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