I must be too annoying 4 u.
plz talk dirty to me
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
