Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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