Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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