i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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