I hate all girls vehemently.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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