That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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