I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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