Where are you?
In a non slutty way
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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