is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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