Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
