two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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