Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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