I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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