I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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