Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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