Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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