The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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