it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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