I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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