I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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