Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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