The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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