ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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