no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i want to swaddle you in tequila
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize