The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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