SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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