people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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