we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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