My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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