Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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