i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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