Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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