we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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