i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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