My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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