So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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