respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I think your dad took our porno
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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