..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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