My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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