His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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