I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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