From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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