your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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