Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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