YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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