Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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