this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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